Funny Mormons » sacrament http://funnymormons.com Because We Like To Laugh At Ourselves Thu, 17 May 2012 03:45:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Ideas for Mormon Nursery Leaders http://funnymormons.com/2009/11/ideas-for-mormon-nursery-leaders/ http://funnymormons.com/2009/11/ideas-for-mormon-nursery-leaders/#comments Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:28:31 +0000 admin http://funnymormons.com/?p=144 Nursery Calling Tools

From 9thwardcartoons.com

I have two kids, both in nursery, and I need all this equipment just to survive sacrament meeting. Today was no exception. One brother in the ward likes to comment to me in the halls when my daughter wins loudest child in sacrament.

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joke found at modernmollymormon

]]> http://funnymormons.com/2009/11/lds-bishop-joke/feed/ 0 One benefit of young children in Sacrament Meeting http://funnymormons.com/2009/10/one-benefit-of-young-children-in-sacrament-meeting/ http://funnymormons.com/2009/10/one-benefit-of-young-children-in-sacrament-meeting/#comments Sat, 10 Oct 2009 20:24:50 +0000 admin http://funnymormons.com/?p=25 Courtesy Arie Van De Graaff at mormoncartoonist.com

Courtesy Arie Van De Graaff at mormoncartoonist.com

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