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		<title>Barats and Bereta</title>
		<link>http://funnymormons.com/2010/10/barats-and-bereta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 16:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They are not mormon but they have done a few skits poking fun at mormon missionaries. The skits are well done and quite funny.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They are not mormon but they have done a few skits poking fun at mormon missionaries.  The skits are well done and quite funny.<br />
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		<title>All You Can Eat*</title>
		<link>http://funnymormons.com/2010/06/all-you-can-eat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 17:50:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who wants some Up-Chuck-a-rama or how about some Hometown Barfet? This cartoon is from beckstrombuzz.blogspot.com Head on over to his site for more G-rated cartoons.  I was a scout and a missionary and I&#8217;ve had my fair share of All you can eat buffets and I&#8217;m paying for it now.]]></description>
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<p>Who wants some Up-Chuck-a-rama or how about some Hometown Barfet? This cartoon is from <a href="http://beckstrombuzz.blogspot.com">beckstrombuzz.blogspot.com</a> Head on over to his site for more G-rated cartoons.  I was a scout and a missionary and I&#8217;ve had my fair share of All you can eat buffets and I&#8217;m paying for it now.</p>
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		<title>Let Me Be Your Missionary</title>
		<link>http://funnymormons.com/2010/04/let-me-be-your-missionary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 18:53:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Parody of Hero by Enrique Iglesias.  Will Rubio is an aspiring comedian and has a few videos on his channel Let me be Your Missionary&#8230; &#8211; watch more funny videos]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Parody of Hero by Enrique Iglesias.  Will Rubio is an aspiring comedian and has a few videos on <a href="http://www.williamrubio.com/William_Rubio_Online/Videos.html">his channel<br />
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<div style="margin-top: 0px; font-size: x-small; width: 480px; text-align: left;"><a title="from William Rubio" href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ee05d57d8f/let-me-be-your-missionary">Let me be Your Missionary&#8230;</a> &#8211; watch more <a title="on Funny or Die" href="http://www.funnyordie.com/">funny videos</a></div>
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		<title>Sasquatch Siting at Provo MTC</title>
		<link>http://funnymormons.com/2010/03/sasquatch-siting-at-provo-mtc/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 18:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a reader submission of some videos made while in the MTC. Here is his YouTube channel.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here is a reader submission of some videos made while in the MTC. Here is his <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/screenboiler">YouTube channel</a>. <object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="385" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SfGI13q7UTI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SfGI13q7UTI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object></p>
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		<title>MTC fun</title>
		<link>http://funnymormons.com/2010/02/mtc-fun/</link>
		<comments>http://funnymormons.com/2010/02/mtc-fun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:16:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you are trapped in a tiny campus for a couple months with no TV, radio or internet you have to be really creative with your entertainment.  Feel free to send me your fun MTC pictures.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When you are trapped in a tiny campus for a couple months with no TV, radio or internet you have to be really creative with your entertainment.  Feel free to send me your fun MTC pictures.</p>
<p><a href="http://funnymormons.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Optical_Illusions_IX.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-216" title="Optical_Illusions_IX" src="http://funnymormons.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Optical_Illusions_IX.jpg" alt="Missionary Optical Illusion" width="400" height="300" /></a><br />
<a href="http://funnymormons.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Optical_Illusions_XII.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-217" title="Optical_Illusions_XII" src="http://funnymormons.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Optical_Illusions_XII.jpg" alt="Missionary Consience" width="400" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://funnymormons.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Ryan_Matrix_flip.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-219" title="Ryan_Matrix_flip" src="http://funnymormons.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Ryan_Matrix_flip.jpg" alt="MTC flip" width="400" height="300" /></a></p>
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		<title>Fake Mission Calls</title>
		<link>http://funnymormons.com/2010/01/fake-mission-calls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:57:13 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[LDS Culture]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When young LDS men and women send in their papers to go on a mission they don&#8217;t know where they will go for the next 18-24 months.  It is a time of excitement and anticipation. I have found several videos online of people pranking pre missionaries at this vunerable time. Here is one example.  I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When young LDS men and women send in their papers to go on a mission they don&#8217;t know where they will go for the next 18-24 months.  It is a time of excitement and anticipation. I have found several videos online of people pranking pre missionaries at this vunerable time. Here is one example.  I thought today it might be a good idea to offer an online service for generating fake mission calls.  Guests can enter the missionary&#8217;s name and choose the location and language and an authentic looking mission call is sent to their target.  Any thoughts on the idea? Good idea? Bad idea?<br />
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		<title>Missionary Pranks A Kid</title>
		<link>http://funnymormons.com/2009/11/missionary-pranks-a-kid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:14:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Missionaries love to mess with neighborhood kids. I served in a Spanish speaking country and all the kids loved to practice their elementary school english on us. &#8220;Hey you Meesta!&#8221;, &#8220;Gud Moornink&#8221;. Anyway, sometimes they would ask us how to say different phrases in English. We would change the phrases on them for fun. For [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Missionaries love to mess with neighborhood kids. I served in a Spanish speaking country and all the kids loved to practice their elementary school english on us. &#8220;Hey you Meesta!&#8221;, &#8220;Gud Moornink&#8221;.  Anyway, sometimes they would ask us how to say different phrases in English. We would change the phrases on them for fun.  For example, they might ask, &#8220;How do you say, &#8216;I am the best&#8217;, in English?&#8221; Well, we would tell them something like, &#8220;I&#8217;m a weenie!&#8221;  They would then continue to yell, &#8220;I&#8217;m a weenie!&#8221;.  Every time we would see that kid he would yell, &#8220;I&#8217;m a weenie!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Seek Revelation</title>
		<link>http://funnymormons.com/2009/11/seek-revelation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:17:05 +0000</pubDate>
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