Funny Mormons » golf http://funnymormons.com Because We Like To Laugh At Ourselves Thu, 17 May 2012 03:45:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 An LDS bishop calls in sick http://funnymormons.com/2009/12/bishop-sluffing/ http://funnymormons.com/2009/12/bishop-sluffing/#comments Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:44:40 +0000 admin http://funnymormons.com/?p=187 One Sunday morning, an LDS bishop wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his first counselor and says that he feels very sick, and won’t be able make it to sacrament meeting.
Way up in heaven, an angel sees all this and asks God, ”Are you really going to let him get away with this?”

”No, I guess not,” says God.

The bishop drives about four or five hours away, so he doesn’t bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one.

The angel watches in disbelief and asks, ”Why did you let him do that?”

To this God says, ”Who’s he going to tell?”

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