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An LDS bishop calls in sick

admin — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:44:40 +0000

One Sunday morning, an LDS bishop wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his first counselor and says that he feels very sick, and won’t be able make it to sacrament meeting.
Way up in heaven, an angel sees all this and asks God, ”Are you really going to let him get away with this?”

”No, I guess not,” says God.

The bishop drives about four or five hours away, so he doesn’t bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one.

The angel watches in disbelief and asks, ”Why did you let him do that?”

To this God says, ”Who’s he going to tell?”

I think I’ll Go Eat Some Worms

admin — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:17:41 +0000

Sacrament meeting was about to begin and a mother couldn’t find her son. She searched everywhere and finally located him sitting outside on the curb with his head in his hands. She said “Son, we have to go in now. Sacrament is about to start.” He responds, “I can’t go in there, Mom. Nobody likes me. No one will talk to me.” She says “But son, you have to go back in….You’re the Bishop.”

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admin — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 07:25:48 +0000