Funny Mormons

One Sunday morning, an LDS bishop wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his first counselor and says that he feels very sick, and won’t be able make it to sacrament meeting. Way up in heaven, an angel sees all this and asks God, ”Are you really going to let him get away [...]

Sacrament meeting was about to begin and a mother couldn’t find her son. She searched everywhere and finally located him sitting outside on the curb with his head in his hands. She said “Son, we have to go in now. Sacrament is about to start.” He responds, “I can’t go in there, Mom. Nobody likes [...]