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		<title>Mormon Battalion Museum</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 16:22:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We went with our family for a vacation in San Diego this last weekend. We took some time to visit the Mormon Battalion museum in Old Town San Diego. I had visited the historic site about 13 years ago, and heard that they had changed a lot since then, so I wanted to see it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://funnymormons.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/mormon-battalion.jpg"><img src="http://funnymormons.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/mormon-battalion-150x150.jpg" alt="Mormon Battalion" title="mormon-battalion" width="170" height="170" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-600" /></a>We went with our family for a vacation in San Diego this last weekend. We took some time to visit the <a href="http://lds.org/placestovisit/eng/historical-sites/san-diego-mormon-battalion-historic-site">Mormon Battalion museum</a> in Old Town San Diego. I had visited the historic site about 13 years ago, and heard that they had changed a lot since then, so I wanted to see it and I wanted my kids to learn about this part of history. I have an ancestor that was part of the battalion, so I have a personal connection to this story.</p>
<p>When we got there, we were greeted at the door by a pleasant Sister Missionary. We were quickly put into a group to start a tour. Another Sister Missionary was our guide. She started talking about some portraits on the wall when one of the pictures sneezed. Yes, that is right, the person in the portrait sneezed and then they started talking to each other. I won&#8217;t give away everything, because there are a few more surprises in the tour. I will just say, they have made the tour fun and engaging for the kids. At the end there are activities for the kids to participate in. Our kids (ages 6, 4 and 3) were very interested in each part of the tour. </p>
<p>Again, this post isn&#8217;t a &#8220;comedy funny&#8221; but it is just another example of how humor makes learning about history more interesting and engaging for kids and people of all ages. </p>
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		<title>Silence is Golden&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 18:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;but Golden was not silent! I thought it has been a while since we had a post on J. Golden Kimball, so I thought I would include another story about him. Brother Kimball is well known for his outspoken ways. He says just what he thinks, whether it seems appropriate or not. This story is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;but Golden was not silent! I thought it has been a while since we had a <a href="http://funnymormons.com/2009/12/j-golden-kimball/">post</a> on J. Golden Kimball, so I thought I would include another story about him. Brother Kimball is well known for his outspoken ways. He says just what he thinks, whether it seems appropriate or not. This story is taken from <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0252074386/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=midtouweb0a-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=217145&#038;creative=399349&#038;creativeASIN=0252074386">The J. Golden Kimball Stories</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=0252074386&#038;camp=217145&#038;creative=399349" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> by Eric A Eliason. </p>
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J. Golden Kimball began one of his stake conference addresses supposedly, by saying, &#8220;Brothers and sisters, how many of you have read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark in the New Testament?&#8221;<br />
Many hands went up, and he said, &#8220;Well, you&#8217;re the people I want to talk to today! There are only sixteen chapters in Mark and my sermon for today is on liars and hypocrites!&#8221;
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<p>Many times I wonder after hearing so many funny stories about J. Golden Kimball, if many of them are just made up and attributed to him because he is one of the only Apostles that would have done something so outrageous. </p>
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		<title>J Golden Kimball</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:11:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[J Golden Kimball was a member of the council of the seventy in the early 1900s. He was known for his colorful vocabulary and drinking coffee. The guy was the son of Heber C. Kimball (one of his 65 children). Today I was thinking this blog needs some J Golden Kimball stories so I did [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>J Golden Kimball was a member of the council of the seventy in the early 1900s. He was known for his colorful vocabulary and drinking coffee. The guy was the son of Heber C. Kimball (one of his 65 children).  Today I was thinking this blog needs some J Golden Kimball stories so I did a quick search and this was one of my favorite little stories. I could have a section of this site dedicated to J Golden stories.</p>
<blockquote><p>J. Golden Kimball was riding on a stagecoach somewhere in Missouri. A group of men were riding along with him, and they began to complain about the Mormons. Apparently, they didn&#8217;t realize a Mormon was among them. One man said he hated the Mormons with a passion, thus he was going to Texas to get away from them. Another man said he was going to Kentucky to get away from the Mormons. And finally, a third man said he was going to Boston to get away from all the “blankety-blank” Mormons. J Golden Kimball then said, “Why don&#8217;t you all just go to Hell because there won&#8217;t be any Mormons there.” </p></blockquote>
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