Bishop Murphy walks into a ward in Provo, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to the Celestial Kingdom?” The man said, “I do bishop.” The Bishop said, “Then stand over there against the wall.” Then the Bishop asked the second man, “Do you want to go to the [...]
A Catholic priest went into a barber shop for a haircut. When he was finished, the barber refused to take payment saying, “You are a man of the cloth… this is a free service that I offer to you.” The Priest thanked the barber and went on his way. The next morning the barber found [...]
When the MTC was built in Provo, beautiful green athletic fields were planted so the missionaries would have a place to exercise. However, they were so inviting that BYU students were attracted there, and you would see BYU students out playing touch football, throwing Frisbees, etc., on the missionaries’ field. To deal with this problem, [...]
A Mormon bishop, a Catholic priest, and a TV evangelist were fishing from a boat in the middle of a small lake. The priest realized that he’d left his tackle box in his car, and, not wanting to disturb the other two, got out of the boat and walked over the water to the shore, [...]
This joke comes from a new reader, Alan. Thanks for the laugh. Feel free to use the contact form to submit your favorite content to be featured on the site… About three months after our first child was born, my wife had to leave town for a week for a business conference. I worked from [...]
This joke comes via www.mormonzone.com … A man in the ward goes to see his bishop and says, “Bishop, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.” The bishop asks, “What’s wrong?” The man replies, “My wife is poisoning me.” The bishop, a bit surprised, asks, “How can that be?” [...]
During the Vietnam War, a group of soldiers were ambushed. Fire was exchanged and during it all, a young LDS soldier was hit in the chest. The others had no choice but to retreat, leaving their friend’s body in the tall grass. Later that night, back at the camp, they saw a figure moving towards [...]
Q: Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35? A: Because 36 is just too many. “rimshot” Let me introduce myself. I am a happily married 28 year old with 2 children. I have a degree from BYU in Computer Engineering. My goal for this site is to create a community for people who [...]
