Funny Mormons

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The writers over at the LDS Humor blog published a book some time ago and is has won the 2010 Silver Quill Award from the League of Utah Writers. The book has had very good reviews. I have not read it, but have read many of the blog posts of the authors. Mormon Mishaps and [...]

And God Created… And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And Satan created fast food and the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, “You want fries with that?” And Man said, “Supersize them.” [...]

(Adam) “God, I have two questions concerning my wife, Eve. First, why did you make her so beautiful? (God) “I made her beautiful so you would be attracted to her” (Adam) “Why did you make her so stupid?” (God) “So she would be attracted to you” Har har.  That explains so much.

One Sunday morning, an LDS bishop wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his first counselor and says that he feels very sick, and won’t be able make it to sacrament meeting. Way up in heaven, an angel sees all this and asks God, ”Are you really going to let him get away [...]

 Or, is it a Demotivational Poster for the University of Utah? You decide. Mormons and their college football rivalry are usually good for humorous material. I could probably dedicate a whole section.

LDS actor James Arrington shared story of the prophet in the April 22, 1999 Provo Daily Herald: …[A] man came bursting into Brigham Young’s office, crutches flying. He only had one leg, and he shouted, “Now, Mr. Prophet, I want you to give me another leg this instant. Otherwise, I will publish it abroad that [...]

Sacrament meeting was about to begin and a mother couldn’t find her son. She searched everywhere and finally located him sitting outside on the curb with his head in his hands. She said “Son, we have to go in now. Sacrament is about to start.” He responds, “I can’t go in there, Mom. Nobody likes [...]

On her first Sunday in a Spanish speaking mission, a sister missionary was asked to give her testimony to the congregation. She approached the podium and, trying to convey how embarrassed she was she told the audience “estoy muy embarasada”. She then pointed to the bishop and jokingly said in Spanish, “and it’s all his [...]

A certain little Mormon girl, when asked her name, would reply, “I’m Brother Sugarbrown’s daughter.” Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, “I’m Jane Sugarbrown.” The Bishop spoke to her at church, and said, “Aren’t you Brother Sugarbrown’s daughter?” She replied, “I thought I was, but mother says I’m not.”