One Sunday morning, an LDS bishop wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his first counselor and says that he feels very sick, and won’t be able make it to sacrament meeting. Way up in heaven, an angel sees all this and asks God, ”Are you really going to let him get away [...]
Or, is it a Demotivational Poster for the University of Utah? You decide. Mormons and their college football rivalry are usually good for humorous material. I could probably dedicate a whole section.
LDS actor James Arrington shared story of the prophet in the April 22, 1999 Provo Daily Herald: …[A] man came bursting into Brigham Young’s office, crutches flying. He only had one leg, and he shouted, “Now, Mr. Prophet, I want you to give me another leg this instant. Otherwise, I will publish it abroad that [...]
Sacrament meeting was about to begin and a mother couldn’t find her son. She searched everywhere and finally located him sitting outside on the curb with his head in his hands. She said “Son, we have to go in now. Sacrament is about to start.” He responds, “I can’t go in there, Mom. Nobody likes [...]
On her first Sunday in a Spanish speaking mission, a sister missionary was asked to give her testimony to the congregation. She approached the podium and, trying to convey how embarrassed she was she told the audience “estoy muy embarasada”. She then pointed to the bishop and jokingly said in Spanish, “and it’s all his [...]
A certain little Mormon girl, when asked her name, would reply, “I’m Brother Sugarbrown’s daughter.” Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, “I’m Jane Sugarbrown.” The Bishop spoke to her at church, and said, “Aren’t you Brother Sugarbrown’s daughter?” She replied, “I thought I was, but mother says I’m not.”
Bishop Murphy walks into a ward in Provo, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to the Celestial Kingdom?” The man said, “I do bishop.” The Bishop said, “Then stand over there against the wall.” Then the Bishop asked the second man, “Do you want to go to the [...]
A Catholic priest went into a barber shop for a haircut. When he was finished, the barber refused to take payment saying, “You are a man of the cloth… this is a free service that I offer to you.” The Priest thanked the barber and went on his way. The next morning the barber found [...]
When the MTC was built in Provo, beautiful green athletic fields were planted so the missionaries would have a place to exercise. However, they were so inviting that BYU students were attracted there, and you would see BYU students out playing touch football, throwing Frisbees, etc., on the missionaries’ field. To deal with this problem, [...]
A Mormon bishop, a Catholic priest, and a TV evangelist were fishing from a boat in the middle of a small lake. The priest realized that he’d left his tackle box in his car, and, not wanting to disturb the other two, got out of the boat and walked over the water to the shore, [...]